This 1984 UNH Rap is the Greatest thing ever.

I need to hear this at every party I attend for the rest of my life. I need to hear if these guys have more recordings. Amazing. FEEL THE FUNK! ... also, apparently UNH hasn't changed. There was no parking in 1984 either.

You're welcome.

EDIT:
I'm putting my research skills to good use. I will update as I see fit. Found this image:

Things just got personal...

Here I am, minding my own business working on a major research project for one of my graduate classes and I ran into a little obstacle. I'm searching for some full text articles via the library databases and I click a link to one of the articles...

BAM.

Ouch government. Things just got real. I hope you're happy with yourselves.

I have a confession to make...

I could not honestly name one song by Kendrick Lamar. Maybe I would recognize one, but I have no idea who he is or what he has done. In the past, I have taken SCOPE's side and this isn't even a knock on them. I think it simply shows how out of touch I am. And that is all I have to say about that.

Like I said in my comeback post I am old and I don't know what is cool.

But I do know one thing.

Hockey starts soonish, so who is giving me tickets? Because even though grad students have to pay a some student activity and athletic fees and all that shit, I don't get hockey tickets or discounted concert tickets. So fuck this and fuck that.

Stay Classy, not UMassy.

Twitter talks about UNH Wifi

Grad school is insane. I've had nothing to blog. I read and write papers all week and then drink till I forget it all on the weekends. UNH's wifi was down a bunch today, so let's see what Twitter had to say...

Fucking need my Drake! #jews

Breaking: New Hampshirite not dead. Just old and bitter.

If there are still some people out there who care, I'm making a comeback bitches. Even with my past antics and horrible grammar, UNH has decided to allow me to return as a grad student. Getting my Master's motherfuckers. I doubt I'll be blogging much, it seems weird as a grad student, but who knows really. My twitter will definitely be more active once the year begins.

I'm so excited to return to celebrating the almighty thirsty Thursdays. If I can figure out this new blogger format, the year doesn't prove too difficult and nonsensical happenings occur, the blog may see some activity... I really missed out on some good material last year. I didn't follow that whole thing with SCOPE or the logo-gate too closely, so feel free to  fill me in on those or anything else about UNH that I've missed.

I have so many questions.

Are baggy pants in or out? I feel like I've been away for so long. I'm old and confused. I'm tired. It's past my bedtime I think. GET OFF MY LAWN.

I feel like it's my freshman year all over again. Except this time I have an idea how college works. I don't think I'll resort to starting a blog again this time around. So cool with the ladies. This guy.

Is anyone reading this? Or did all my followers all graduate too? Can grad students get free hockey tickets, or am I gonna have to trade bottles of vodka to freshman for them?

Is "that's what she said" still a thing? Do these new collegians get that reference or is it too old? Can I make Zoolander jokes? Spinal Tap? Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I didn't see the Hangover 3 so shut up!

What musician is in right now? Who do I complain about SCOPE not getting this year...

I feel like I need a pop culture and college life orientation. But one aimed for people who already did college and took a year off. I'm gonna be that old guy in class. And yes. I probably am checking you out.

Stay classy, not UMassy,
The New Hampshirite