UNH Hockey Chants

Peter LeBlanc scores a game winner over Vermont. Somewhere in the crowd the New Hampshirite rejoices.

NOTE: Most of these chants are pretty generic across college hockey, but there are so many of them that I felt they should be listed for newcomers. I’m sure that there are several chants that I forgot out or misremembered so be sure to comment below and I will add or correct them.

During lineup introductions:
• Hands up in the air as Opposing Players are introduced. After announcer says name, clap once and point twice while screaming "You suck"
• Before goalie is even introduced, begin pointing and calling him a sieve. Keep going until it is UNH's turn for introductions.

During UNH's introductions.
• Cheer everybody loudly, but usually seniors are cheered most heartily, followed by freshman starters and NH natives.
• Bow to the goalie like he's Ali Baba.

Some general rules:

• Sing during the national anthem.
• Cheer any player that gets up from an injury. 
• No sitting down during the period.
• When the giant light-bright of a score board shows the stick figure animation raise your hands and shout "woooo" with the animation.

Hockey East Team Specific Chants:

Boston University: Screw BU. Screw BU. Screw BU…

Sucks to B-U, Sucks to B-U, Sucks to B-U…

“Bad Dog” after penalties. 

If you can't get into BC go BU, if you can't get into BC go BU. If you can't get into BC cause your grades are more like feces if you can't get into BC go BU

Boston College: If you can’t get into Harvard go BC. If you can’t get into Harvard go BC. If you can’t get into Harvard ‘cause you're borderline retarded, if you can’t get into Harvard go BC.

Harvard rejects!

Rough ‘em up; rough ‘em up BC Sucks! (You may substitute “fuck” for “rough”)

University of Maine: M-A-I-N-E Maaaaaaiiiiiiinnnne SUCKS!

If you can’t get into college go to Maine. If you can’t get into college go to Maine. If you can’t get into college ‘cause you lack the basic knowledge, if you can’t get into college go to Maine.

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round…

University of Massachusetts: (all Boston area schools: Warm up yah cah!)*

UMass Lowell: Amherst rejects!

Merrimack College:*

Northeastern: “Bad dog” after penalties

Providence: “10 Hail Mary’s” after penalties

Vermont: Dir-ty Hip-pies…

*I don't recall specific chants for UMass, MC, NE, PC...

Penalties:

When an opponent receives a penalty: Skate, skate, skate… sit down bitch!

Vs teams with K9 mascot: (BU, Northeastern) Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad Dog

Vs Catholic schools: (BC, Providence) 10 Hail Mary’s, 10 Hail Mary’s…

UNH on Penalty Kill: (call back) O-R-G-Y,  (what’s spell) orgy (what’s that mean?) Teamwork…

Two men down: (call back) C-O-N-D-O-M (what’s that mean?) defense, defense, defense

Power play: (call back) S-E-X, sex, sex, sex, (what’s that mean?) score, score, score…

Need for better offense:

 P-U-T-I-T-I-N. Put it in! (repeated)

Call back: EX-LAX (what’s that mean?) Go! Go! Go...

Generic:

Cowbell at start of period/following face-off after a goal: Go, Fight, Win.

After Go, Fight, Win to start the game we do a new one called "I believe." It is a simple call back that progresses: "I... I believe... I believe in U... I believe in UNH (repeating the last one while jumping).

Go Cat’s Go!...

Gimme a U… N…H  what’s that spell? (Uhhh) Girls only (Uhhh) Guys only (Uhhh) Let’s feel it! (UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

Go Blue/Go White (alternating sides of the student section)’

With 1:05 left in a period: Hey, (scorekeeper-usually “John”) how much time is left? John: 1 minute left to play in the period. Crowd: Thank you! 

Towards the end of the game, superfans have cue cards for 3 sections: Beat ‘em! Smash ‘em! Break his face! (x3) All sections: Rip off his arms and legs and beat him with the bloody stumps, UNH!

Opponent’s Goalie:

Referred to as a “sieve.” This will be used throughout a game, often substituted in songs played by the band. Ex: Hey (goalie name) I wanna know. Will you be my sieve?

Takes off his mask: Ugly goalie, ugly goalie, ugly goalie…

Hey (goalie name), here comes the hex, ooooohhhhhh! (2^nd period is the long-distance hex). Also have the "overtime hex."

Empty Net: Better goalie, better goalie, better goalie...

Goalie leaves crease (usually for a timeout): empty net, empty net, empty net, (goalie returns) still an empty net, still an empty net, still an empty net! Or, we yell the goalies motions (skate, turn, tap, squat...)

UNH Goalie:

2^nd period when he’s in front of the student section: Hey (name), we’re all behind you!

Poor Refereeing:

A rope. A tree. Hang the referee…

I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref…

End of a blowout win:

Warm up the bus… (“Yah cah” for Boston/Mass teams, plane for a distant team)

Is that not the ice down there? Yes that is the ice down there! Is that not the scoreboard there? Yes that is the scoreboard there! Is that not a goalie down there? Yes that is a goalie down there! Is that not a sieve right there? Yes that is a sieve right there!  Is that not the winning team? Yes that in the winning team! And is that no the losing team? Yes that is the losing team! Winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team… UNH, UNH, UNH.