Friday, July 30, 2010

Super Mash Bros.-"Scientifically Proven To Get That Booty Movin!"

By: Lady Meow

If you love mash up of different songs then these Gurus from L.A. are for you. They are similar to Girl Talk don't get me wrong, however Girl Talk takes samples of songs and mashes them into an original song. Whereas Super Mash Bros. take about no more than 10 songs into one track and absolutely KILL it. These guys make some original songs sound a lot better. They definitely achieved easy listenability, make their listeners crave more, and make you only wanna have a good time partying. Needless to say, I would love to see these guys at UNH (Whad up SCOPE?).

They have two albums:

1. Fuck Bitches, Get Euros (download)
This album ranges from the Vengaboys layering over Soulja Boy to Eminem layering over MGMT's "Kids". Below, I posted a few of my favorites.




2. All About The Scrillions (download)
This is personally, my favorite album. My favorite track is "Livin The Dream (I'm On A Float)". The tracks on the this album have everything from Sum 41, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World to Kanye West, Twista, Ludacris, Ying-Yang Twins to Katy Perry, Spice Girls, and DJ Sammy. ETC.



After listening to this amazingness, now you may think, whom do I like better? Girl Talk or Super Mash. Bros. Although very different styles of mashups I find Super Mash Bros. are an easy listen when pre-gaming/partying. Everyone in the room can definitely relate to a song, especially when it sticks around and not cut off. I hope you enjoy getting smashed (gotta love puns) to these albums as much as I did.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Health Services is clinically insane

A reader left a link to the following video in the comment section, and I am forever thankful. That is something which I truly appreciate, a reader stepping up and making a post happen. I have seen this video on the related videos tab on YouTube before, but I had never bothered to watch it. Going by those  crazy alcohol stats that make no sense I always had a feeling that there was something strange about Health Services on campus, and this video has backed up that feeling. Enjoy:


I was going to give a little film critique of this, seeing as I aced high school film as lit, but I think it speaks for itself. These people are clearly too happy and might be dipping into the pharmacy drug supply.

In all seriousness, we do have a great Health Service department (I've never been there, but I know a few people who got some great help from them). They offer a lot that not many other schools do, but still, this video was ridiculous.

Stay classy, not UMassy

Monday, July 26, 2010

Get your Textbooks here!

UNH Blog is proud to announce a new partnership with CampusBooks.com! Campusbooks is a website that allows you to buy or rent new and used text books. Campus Books is very simple to use and it will help you save money. By entering in select information on the book (ISBN code being the best) CampusBooks.com searches through dozens of websites including amazon.com, half.com, bookrenter.com and many others to find the best deals for the user. It is a great way to save money and we get commission on every book sold through our partnership. With these small commissions it will hopefully allow us to make T-shirts and/or to throw one heck of a party at the end of the school year. It is a win-win for all of us. The new "bookstore" tab at the top of the site or widget on the side bar and the one below this post will all help you find the book you need. I would like to thank CampusBooks.com so much for this great opportunity.

Also, you can find just about any novel too, so for big readers this can be a nice way to save money. This can be great for people who just want to look cool by having a big book collection with all the most popular and hip authors.

Textbook Prices by CampusBooks.com

UNH Blog 3.0

I have big news. If you don't care about the layout changes then scroll down to where I write "BIG NEWS." You may have noticed the new layout for the blog. If you didn't notice you might have some serious brain function issues. Anyways this is kind of like the third major layout change for the site and I was hoping for some feedback. I like that the main text columns are wider so it makes it easier to fit pictures and embedded videos. I also feel that the widgets on the right side are better organized. I may tweak with some of the color patterns but I think this layout will be here to stay. The main reason I changed it was because blogger released a bunch of new designs and I thought it would give the site a new fresh look heading into next semester. If you want to get nostalgic for a moment these are the two older layouts. There were several other small changes between these, but these are the two main stages before what you see now. I think we can agree it has definitely improved since we debuted. (These are the only screenshots I had so I apologize for them being so small.)

Gotta love the original banner, designed with Microsoft Paint on my old roommate's laptop because my Mac didn't have any paint or drawing programs.


The second major layout (this was really actually like 2.5 or 3) featured a new banner first emailed to me by then TNH executive editor Cam Kittle when I first started contributing to the paper. The "Stay classy, not UMassy" line was added a short time later from another blog reader. That banner has remained almost untouched (other than a brief change of the "Stay classy not UMassy" for about a week) and has only been changed since by enlarging it.

So I know not as many people read this over the summer but let me know what you think. I know the banner is slightly pixilated now that it is bigger, but I think it actually looks better that way then it being to short to be centered.

Lastly and most importantly I also have some **BIG NEWS** I am currently coming to terms with the blog's first official partnership. I'm not giving out too many details until their widget is added, but I am very excited about it. It should be up sometime very soon, possibly even later today. Oh, just got another email about it. Might happen right now. Let's see...

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Thank The Heavens For This Guy

By: Lady Meow

I absolutely love this kid. I think many of you can see why. He talking about the song "Airplanes" by B.o.B. featuring Haley Williams of Paramore. Needless to say, I think we can all relate on some level.


"What happens if the airplane is a fucking boeing?"


Enjoy.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

End of Summer Boredom? Read a Book

By: Geoff

“Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people.”- John Adams

I recently did something that I used to do fairly often, but hadn’t done in awhile. Last Friday, it was my day off from work, and I didn’t have anything to do. To curb my boredom I went to Barnes and Noble and spent over two hours there. I would find a book that interested me and would sit down and read it for a bit. Then, I would put it back and find a book about something completely different. But that’s not to say that I didn’t intend to buy anything and give it a thorough read.

On the suggestion of a friend, I bought a book called The 5000 Year Leap: A Miracle That Changed the World by Cleon Skousen. The miracle that the title refers to is none other than the Constitution of the United States of America. In case anyone forgot that’s the document that the Founders of our country drafted at the Constitutional Convention of 1787, which outlines how the Republic should function.

I suggest that every American reads this extraordinary book. It should be required reading in every middle or high school in the nation because I don’t know about you, but I was never comprehensibly taught the Constitution in my schooling. And that’s a serious problem, as Adams’ quote suggests. How can anyone be a proper citizen of a country and not understand the basic principles on which it was founded?

Skousen highlights the 28 Principles of Freedom set forth by the brilliant Founding Fathers through mostly their own words. The book is just over 300 pages, but it reads very quickly. The most striking information in the entire book is the countless warnings the Founders put forth in their speeches and writings about what could happen to the country if it strays from their principles. For example, Thomas Jefferson warned about how dangerous it is for a private, centralized banking institution to control all of the country’s currency: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.”

Jefferson’s warning practically describes the Federal Reserve System that has been the central banking institution in the U.S. since 1913, and it has destroyed our monetary system. The book is filled with insights such as this. In fact, reading it has had such an impact on me that I’ve changed my political views. Most people seem to think that the Constitution is outdated, but after reading this book it is clear to me it is the only way for our country to properly survive.

So if boredom hits you hard while waiting to return to our beautiful campus, I suggest you give The 5000 Year Leap a chance. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress some of your professors this fall.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

38 Days 'til move-in weekend!

Before we know it, we will be knee deep in essays, exam weeks, early classes and spending hour after hour in the library and I can't wait. Because that also means we will be back at UNH where the alcohol flows like Niagara Falls and the women flock like gallimimuses being chased by a T-Rex. I believe freshman move in on Saturday the 28th of August while upperclassman move in on the following Sunday. Gables and Woodsides residents have the option for either day, but I know I will be at the Gables bright and early Saturday morning. Like I said, I can't wait. I've kept busy this summer with work and trying to grow a beard and other stuff and hopefully I'll only be more busy for the next month and ten days so it will only go buy faster. I'm starting off the second half (not really sure if it is the second half, but that's what I'm calling it) by heading up to Wrangeley, Maine tomorrow morning and into the weekend.

Before you know it, it will be time for Project August! What's Project August you ask? It is an annual (my last name) Brother's tradition in which we do as many fun things as possible during the month of August as a way to end the summer with a blast. I have three older brothers and in the past we have gone up to Bar Harbor, had barn parties and other shenanigans usually involving whiskey and fire. I hope you all enjoy your August and are as excited as me to get back to UNH.

If you're wondering what my summer has been like this video of Zach Galifianakis pretty much sums it up: tractors and being gangster. 


Stay classy, not UMassy.