Saturday, December 11, 2010

A Look at Nonsensical Headquarters

Last week photos of Julian Assange's Wikileaks headquarters surfaced on the internet. Well, I am here to say that Assange ain't got shit on me and Nonsensical Headquarters. Sure we don't have a floating conference room, high tech computers and all that fancy stuff. But we have character... and apparently way too much free time. This is what happens when you're too hungover to study the weekend before finals. You make an epic fort in your apartment. Welcome to Nonsensical Headquarters:





Our fort features two couches, a flat screen TV with a N64, PS3, Xbox 360, PS2 and a Game Cube all hooked up, and a stereo so I can DJ epic fort parties. It also has a secret entrance under a table and easy access to the kitchen for quick beer access.

But the best thing about the fort is when you kill all the apartment lights, the open sign provides the perfect lighting inside the fort:


Quick side story- I was introduced to a few blog readers  from a mutual friend last night and it was really cool to talk with some people about the blog I've never meet before. It was almost embarrassing in a way, but definitely really cool to hear some feedback. Plus it is good to know that there are some really chill readers out there. I must go now because I want to got a fort to throw down in.

Stay classy, not UMassy.
Yours Truly, The New Hampshirite at 6:25 PM
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 11, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    Damn, that's one nice fort! I have always wanted the polka-dotted UNH blanket...

    Don't be embarrassed about having fans, you really bring out the character of a true UNH student. Keep up the good work.

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  2. The New HampshiriteDecember 11, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Haha, we actually "borrowed" that blanket from our neighbors...

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  3. AnonymousDecember 11, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    looks more like a circle jerk tent

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  4. AnonymousDecember 11, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    ^ You're just jealous

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  5. The Maine GuyDecember 12, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    no games, no drama

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  6. AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 3:24 AM

    You most definitely live in North or South tower... Maybe you are my neighbor? I'm pretty sure I would be eternally happy if you were...

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  7. The New HampshiriteDecember 12, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    Well if your neighbor has a fort in their room then there is a pretty good chance I am...

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  8. AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    lolol @ comment made at 8:27om

    I think is is south, i heard a two guys talk about it in the elevator yesterday

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  9. AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    "The UNH Wildcats Football team lost another embarrassing quarterfinal matchup to the Delaware Blue Hens on December 10, 2010. The loss marks another losing tradition by the 'Cats and is the precursor to the UNH Men's Hockey team losing in a similar fashion come March." from the UNH Wildcats Wikipedia Entry

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  10. AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    best quote from the fort "I don't know the last time I spent two full days in a fort"

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  11. Fort Llyod WrightDecember 13, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    FORT FRAUD! Full disclosure demands that you identify the inspiration of your "fort" to the one built 8 years ago by your two older brothers in our house behind DHOP...also, our fort was air conditioned and a tunnel to the bathroom and both bedrooms.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 13, 2010 at 11:36 PM

    THAT'S MY BLANKET!!! NO JOKE

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