A Ballad for Ballard's...
ahem:
Ballard's you got me drunk
the news of your closing has me in a funk
you had plenty of really cheap beer
and when it got packed you could barely hear
Your patio made you unique
I often used your bathroom to take a leak
Ballard's, you will be greatly missed
boy, am I really pissed
Discounted pitchers and beat the clock
this news came as quite a shock
At Ballard's I was often trashed
Let's have another night when we all get smashed!
I am not sure on the timetable with this, but hopefully they'll have a final closing bash or something. Ballard's will definitely be missed and UNH nightlife won't be the same without them.
No more Ballard's drinking game, no more patio nights and no more dollar drafts of the best beer selection in Durham.
New Hampshirite = devastated. Rest in peace Ballard's, rest in peace.
Update: Apparently there is a sign on the door that says they're closed the rest of the week for refurbishing and inventory. Sounds like it has already happened.
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo the only good bar in Durham closes to make way for another coffee shop. Good. It's so fucking hard to get coffee in and around campus, this was a necessity.
ReplyDeleteI love sarcasm so much xD
Deletethis sucks... but the poem did make me laugh
ReplyDeleteSo, where do I go for my 21st birthday tomorrow night? the kNOT, Titties, or Scorps??...i'll probably just drink my sorrows at mei wei or something...
ReplyDeleteNot a huge fan of Scorps, but Ballards was probably the worst bar. It took forever to get served there, despite it having the longest bar.
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