Bad Weather and Finals Got You Down?

Are you bogged down by this crappy weather or still studying for you last finals of the year like me? Well I had a couple of interesting photos that will hopefully get a laugh or at least a "WFT!?!" response out of you.

The first is an advertisement in my roommate's FIELD AND STREAM magazine. Check out this glory of an ad from the back page: (Sorry from the crooked scan)

"Put in any liquid without detection" are you friggen kidding me?!?! That might be the most awesome awful thing I have ever read. God, I'm happy Zeta isn't around anymore...

This next picture is of my friend's bird "Sunny." Let's say that Sunny likes to party and there's no better way to enjoy the warm weather than a few Corona's in the sun. Yes, that is a real bird. And no it was not  harmed in the making of this photo. Side note, I am one of the very few people this bird has never bitten and made bleed. One of my roommates has a legit scar from this bird.

That's all I have for now. I have my last final tomorrow at 1 and then I have some serious packing and apartment cleaning to get to. Best of luck if you have anymore exams left! Two more days...

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Guess the Situation

It has been a week since I last posted so let's start this off with a little fun. That means it is time for a rousing game of "Guess the Situation." I give you a quote out of context and you guess the situation that quote is describing. Today's quote was provided by a roommate while enjoying dinner at Stillings.

Quote:  "I just wanted it to drip around her mouth a little, but it went all over her face."

Now guess the situation! Was it:

A) A practical joke gone wrong.
B) A sexual encounter.
C) His famous last words.
D) A quote from Superbad.
E) All of the above.

If you guessed "B) A sexual encounter" you are completely wrong. The correct answer was "A) A practical joke gone wrong." He went for the old tap the bottom of the glass of water while the person is drinking trick and it back fired. Needless to say, while describing the situation he made one of the most hilarious sexual innuendoes I've ever heard.

Anyways, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving break. I know it was the first break I've had at UNH where I truly looked forward to having a few days off at home. I mean, I love being home with my family, but college isn't to shabby either. Luckily I got all my first choices for classes next semester so it should be a lot lighter with the amount of work.

Just a heads up, posting might be light for the rest of the semester. I think it's understandable, I have a couple research presentations and final projects to take care of along with finals. I'm not complaining, but I need to make priorities at this time of the year. I'll still try and post everyday during the week, but they'll be pretty brief for the most part.

Also, vote in the new poll!

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Overheard at UNH

In today's edition of "Overheard at UNH..."

• McConnell Hall- Male: "...There was bloody puke everywhere!"
• Outside pathway- Guy 1: "Yeah, that chick gave me crabs." Guy 2 "That must be how I got 'em!" 
• DHOP-Drunk Girl: "Keep the change" (handed cashier a 10 for one slice.) 

Post a comment if you have any good ones!