For President Huddleston:
For Hockey coach Dick Umile:
Team defense: A team that plays both ways for three full periods! I'm sorry, but they have let up way too many easy goals and it's not all on the goalies. I love the team, but they need something to change going into the second half of the season.
For football coach Sean McDonnell:
Wider field goal posts! (Too soon/harsh?) Okay, okay, how about that new stadium they drew plans for years ago?For the Whittemore Center:
Earmuffs! What you don't hear, won't hurt you.
For Dean of the Business School Dan Innis:
Acela Train tickets! No more slumming it like the rest of us! (Probably one person gets this...)
For the new business school:
The indoor waterfall from Trump Plaza. You only deserve the best!
For Hamilton-Smith and Nesmith Hall:
Even Santa doesn't care about you.
Basketball coach Bill Herrion:
Okay, maybe not the Ray Allen, but someone who can hit a free throw now and again would be nice.
For the dining halls:
Salt shakers on every table! Imagine the possibilities!
For ATO brothers:
Also a hammer and nails. Maybe they can borrow some duct tape from Ham-Smith too...
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and have a great New Years,
from The New Hampshirite. Stay classy, not UMassy.