Don't even think about touching that cord.

I haven't gone on a pointless, over harsh and highly overreacting rant for a while, so with out any further ado...

You wanna know what really grinds my gears? People who pull the stop request cord on the Gables buses for section 4 of A-Lot. Non-Gables residents probably won't get what I'm talking about, but if you live in the Gables and have been in that situation, you know exactly what I mean. Every time I've seen someone request a stop for section 4 the entire bus, including the driver, gives them a massive death glare. And I want to stab them in the face. I mean section 2, which is a required stop, is like 100 yards away. You really can't walk 100 extra yards to your car you lazy, selfish human being? If you can even call yourself a human being for putting all the other riders through that excruciating wait. Okay, that might be a little harsh, but still you're inconveniencing a bus full of college students (for about 27 entire seconds I might add) who just want to get back to their apartment so they can drink themselves stupid on a Thursday night. College is only four years long and it goes by quick, I need to take advantage of every second I have here to have some fun. Get off the bus at section 2 and take advantage of the short walk to get some exercise. Because obesity really is a problem in America. That's all I'm trying to get at here...

Stay classy, not UMassy.