Showing posts with label lazy cops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lazy cops. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

UNH's finest at their best...


Hat tip to Derek for finding this beauty of a picture. As well all know, the rules only apply to the students and as the emailer put it "Maybe they were just doing that so those new paint jobs with the fierce logo could scare away other cars!" You'd think with all their segways the cops on campus wouldn't have to be this lazy. Where is UNH parking services when you need them? Ticket this vehicle, this is easily worth a $75 violation. Where is the justice? Are not all men created equal and therefore we deserve to be treated the same under the law? But what if the law enforcement doesn't follow their own rules? Chaos! Anarchy!

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Motivated Monday and Caption Contest

Today might be the most productive Monday in the history of my college career. I woke up at 7 AM and took an exam at 8 AM. That alone actually qualifies as the most productive Monday in my life, but wait, there is more. I got back to my apartment just after 9 and finished my TNH column for tomorrow's paper (when I say finish I mean adding about 100 words, a final read over and brief re-write of a few sections.) Then I finished a case study essay, which I would have finished last week, but a book I ordered for it didn't come in until after I left for Easter break. After finding a few necessary quotes from the book I wrapped up the conclusion and hit print. Yeah, I'm still going. Next up I bang out a two page discussion paper on a chapter from a textbook for another class. All of this is done by 11:15 AM. Then I'm off to the dining hall for a quick lunch and hit up my back-to-back classes. Still not done. Then I get back to my apartment and decide that I need to make a run to the liquor store. So The Cabinet Kid and I headed over to Lee, grabbed a few essentials and also hit up Market Basket for key mixers and now I'm back here writing this. Let me tell you it has been a mind melting, adventurous day and all without one cup of coffee. On the average day I would have had three or four cups by now. I seriously don't even know how I am awake right now.

Oh, and I'm still not done. I even plan on outlining a term paper this evening. I'm just a man on a mission trying to stay ahead of my work so I can still have fun these last few weekends of the year. That being said, UNH desperately needs some warm, sunny weather. Days like today make me just want to stay in bed all day.

Here is an old picture I found on my phone. Yes, that is a line of motorcycle cops outside a Dunkin' Donuts. Make your own assumptions and or caption it!


Stay classy, not UMassy.