Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What I Got

You know what really grinds my gears? Logging onto blackboard in hopes of planning your schedule for the next semester, only to see that almost every class is listed as being taught by "staff." All I want to do is to pick my classes by time and professors and they are fucking my shit up! How am I supposed to use "rate my professors" if I don't know what professors I might have? Freshman may not realize this, but during your time at UNH you will learn which professors are awesome and which ones suck; much like in high school. It is very important, especially within your major, to take classes by professors whose style most benefits your individual learning habits. I don't see why they can't just let us know in advanced which professors are teaching which sections. I know as time goes by a few of those will become known, but nothing sucks more than getting stuck with a professor you previously had and did not like. Usually you can switch out, but there is not always that opportunity depending on which credits you need and whether or not those classes are open or closed. Another thing that pisses me off is that I'll have at least one class on Fridays next semester, I've been spoiled this year and that is going to be a tough adjustment. There is only one class I absolutely have to take next semester and all three sections on on M,T,W, and F. Why not have class on Thursday and have Fridays or Mondays off? Stupid language requirements...

Now that I got that out of the way...
My final advertising shipments have finally arrived. I have already begun some minor test runs by putting some cards around a couple dorms. Seeing as there aren't any home hockey or football games this weekend I will probably be littering the campus with these new and improved flyers, business cards and wallet calenders.

Business Cards (Top) Flyers and Wallet Calenders (Bottom)

Hopefully these will help advertise the blog a little better around campus because I always like getting new readers.

Lastly, happy Veterans Day! Thank you Veterans, and I hope everyone enjoyed their day off. America, fuck yeah:



Stay classy, not UMassy.

Crooked Monkey T-Shirts

Crooked Monkey T-Shirts was started in May 0f 2005 by two friends at the University of Maryland. Their college humor style shirts rapidly gained national attention and Crooked Monkey can now be found at Urban Outfitters, Nordstrom, Lord and Taylor, Kitson, Fred Segal and over 550 other retailers across the world.
About a week ago I was contacted by one of their reps asking me to write up a review. At first I wasn't sure about it, but I realized that they really don't need the advertising, they just want to to let their logo be seen on every college campus. After looking at some of their merchandise I knew that these shirts could be a huge hit here at UNH. So, check out their shirts, because in a few weeks when all the cool kids are wearing Crooked Monkey, I want to be able to take credit.
They have shirts of all styles including one liners such as "I'm not a gardener, I just like hos" and "Coke: Healthier than Crack" to environmental awareness shirts, including one that features a cartoon planet Earth proclaiming "It's Gettin' Hot in Here." But, don't just take my word for it. See for yourself and I am sure that you will see something you like. Guys click here. And ladies click here. At least checkout their homepage and click on things for the monkey to do.

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Like a Pro: Campus Assaults

"Like a Pro" can be found in the Tuesday issues of the UNH student newspaper, TNH. This is the blog, unedited version of this week's column.

The news of the recent assaults around campus has been very disturbing for me to think about. Student on student violence is a terrible thing and it will never solve any problem. However, the real problem that has emerged has been the student reactions to these assaults. As we all know there were numerous students who witnessed the Halloween attack, but not one student stepped forward to speak. Not one student called the police as the attack was taking place. I have a couple of points brought up by the most recent assault that I would like to briefly touch on.

Most students have probably seen the facebook group that was started in support of the victim, which I think is great. However, some of the messages left in the group and on the anonymous UNH message board really made me question the integrity of some of my fellow students. There were several students who blindly claimed that this victim deserved what happened because he probably mouthed off to the suspects. I am sorry, but I do not see how saying a few words would allow someone to be beaten unconscious by at least three other people. According to the police reports that attack was random and unprovoked, but even if words were spoken there is no justification for what happened.

On these same message boards rumors quickly spread over a girl who allegedly had a video recording of the attack. This girl and the other bystanders were afraid to come forward because they feared getting arrested. First of all, these people need to realize it is more important to help the police find these suspects then protecting themselves from the law. Who knows, maybe the suspects will strike again and it all could have been prevented if these witnesses immediately came forward. This is one of the many reasons why UNH needs to adopt a “Good Samaritan Policy,” something that 91 college campuses already have in place.

I was very pleased to learn that the student senate is currently trying to get such a policy passed, which would allow students to call for medical help or police assistance for an emergency involving drugs or alcohol without getting arrested or facing severe punishment from the school. This policy would keep students from hesitating to contact authorities when a situation goes out of hand. Policies like these have been extremely successful for the health and well being of students at schools across the country. I feel that a policy like this at UNH would greatly increase the chances of someone contacting authorities, which in the long run could save a life. Students, I ask you to reconsider your priorities. Putting yourself ahead of the safety of your fellow students is sad and any witnesses who refused to come forward should be ashamed of themselves.

I know that the factor of police techniques on campus has been brought up before, but I feel it is necessary to reexamine the situation. I understand that the campus police can only do so much, but I also know that extra police were called in for Halloween weekend. To make alcohol related arrests. I know that the police arrived on the scene very quickly, but maybe a better game plan by the police could have prevented this from happening. I am not a police commissioner nor am I an expert on policing techniques, but it would make more sense to me for cops to spend less time hiding in the woods looking for drunk freshman and more time patrolling different areas of campus. I can’t believe how many times I have been to the Durham House of Pizza during my time at UNH, only to see three or four cops parked across the street. Is that really necessary? Would it not be more efficient for the campus police to spread out in order to protect the students of UNH? These are questions that our local authorities really need to think about.

Lastly, I would like to thank President Huddleston for his letter last week. He could not have been more right when he said that UNH is a community and students need to look out for one another. If there is a “next time,” and hopefully there is not, maybe someone will call the police before things get out of hand. Let us learn from this experience in order to make changes to further strengthen the community of UNH.

Stay classy, not UMassy

Monday, November 9, 2009

Holidays are Sweet

Who says UNH is the University of No Holidays? I'm pretty sure we have Wednesday off! Which makes Tuesday night like a weekend which makes tonight an honorary Thirsty Thursday. Your welcome for enlightening you and enjoy.
Friday night I learned that D-Hop and Kurt's should never be visited one directly after the other. At first my stomach was really digging that idea, but as the night continued I realized that I had made a terrible mistake. Somehow I avoided the dreaded pizza puke, but at one point I thought I might have a heart attack. Seeing as I have two exams tomorrow I'm keeping this short... to make up for it I will post my column for tomorrow's TNH right after midnight.

Either some intern was just like"Hey likes make a W with our fingers" or Bush is a player.

Stay classy, not UMassy

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Caption Contest

Post your funniest captions as a comment. Winner gets their comment posted in the comment section! And so does the losers!

(click photo to enlarge)
What happened: Bobby Butler was on a break away and slid into BC sieve John Muse who who needed assistance (or a quickie) from the trainer. Butler got called for roughing, a terrible call. BC scored all four of their goals on the power-play, two of which were complete gifts from the referees.

Therefore, last night's Vaive-Hack-Douche award (which I forgot to give out after the NE and Maine games) goes to the #7 referee Scott Hansen, who is in his 10th year as an official and works full time as a salesman... Hey, Scott maybe your should spend more time learning the rules of Hockey East and less time trying to sell stupid shit that nobody wants. Sadly, I couldn't find a picture of him.

The team returns to action Sunday against UMass-Lowell (Amherst rejects). The game can be watched on ESPNU at 5, but for some stupid reason UNH doesn't get that channel. Fucking lame.

Stay classy, not UMassy.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Let's Get Physical

Hey UNH hockey, when you're going through rough patches sometimes you got to notch up the level of physicality. A big hit will pump up the crowd, teammates and could swing the momentum of the game. Take note from this chick on the New Mexico soccer team:


Stay Classy, not UMassy... (or New Mexico-y.)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Have You Seen These!?!?

The cards can be found all over campus, mostly in the bathrooms and the displays on the tables inside HOCO and Philbrook...

If you can't read the bottom part it says, "We got the facts from you! 27% of UNH students report not drinking on a weekly basis!

First of all whoever made that was probably drunk. "Over 3,000 UNH student won't drink..." Really 3,000 student? How about proofreading? It is not like they're writing a blog. So apparently the other 73% (about 9,000) students do drink alcohol on a weekly basis. I'm sure some of that 27% drinks too, but just not every week. And UNH is proud of this! UNH is admitting that almost 3/4 of their students get shit-faced every week and they are saying that is a good thing. How fucking ridiculous is that! Probably a large amount of those students are underaged too. Going by the logic that freshmen, sophomores and some juniors out number the other juniors and seniors. (Most students turn 21 their junior year.) Also, I don't believe that this survey included grad students because if that were the case 27% would have more than 3,000 (between 3,500 to 4,000). According to my research (read: wikipedia) UNH has about 12,200 undergrads and about 2,400 post-grad students.Well, to the 73% who realize that you're in college, enjoy your Thirsty Thursday and to those other 27% have a nice night watching TV:
"Because telling stories about the TV shows you watched while you were in college won't be interesting in five years." That is basically begging you to go out and party. Man, I love UNH.

Stay classy, not UMassy.