Remember kids, if you're not 21, then low risk drinking is not drinking at all! If you are 21, be sure to only have one drink an hour or you might get drunk! How appalling!
Someone get me a Four Loko, shit is going down!
As a side note, President Huddleston now follows me on twitter... so drunk tweeting is going to be even more hilarious now.
Stay classy, not UMassy.