Friday, May 8, 2009

Fuck Yeah Friday

Hello readers. It’s me again. I hope you’re doing well, I’m sorry I never called last night. With finals, summer and graduation rapidly I wanted to take a moment to thank you for reading the blog. Without you guys I would have given up a while ago. Also, once summer comes around I may start posting at a less frequent rate, but do not fear I have big things planned for the fall (with the help of my dear friend Al Gore, I'll fill you in later), including a campus advertising blitz. Alas, loyal readers who will check over the summer I still plan on posting high quality pieces a few times a week. I cannot wait for the fall because I have a feeling things are about to take off, especially if all my plans go through. I will need your help though, please tell others about the blog, the more readers I have, the better the blog will be. Trust me.

Alright back to business. Hey TNH, I really enjoyed today’s paper that looked back on the highs and lows of the year. Except I have one major problem. You completely neglected the underground sensation known as The University of Nonsensical Happenings. I was expecting a piece on the rags to riches story about your truly. How could you not include the awesomeness that is I? UNH blog readers makeup a huge majority of campus… or at least they will in the future… In my imagination…Ok so maybe you were right not to include me. But I expect a headlining article in the fall. You just wait; this will be the biggest thing at UNH since 1893 when the Durham campus first opened. You had a chance to “discover” me before my fame and you blew it. (Although, I must admit that “Thumbs Up” you gave me was one of my proudest moments in my life.) I have had fun poking fun at  you over the last two months and I do this because I know a few of you are blog readers. No harm intended. 

So after about a week of rigorously checking my page hits I have found that two people came across my blog by google searching for UNH porn. Creepers. At approximately  3:00 pm today I made an edit on the Wikipedia article for UNH. This is my second experiment. Comment if you see it, but please do not change it. I want to see how long it lasts before it is taken down. 

I hope you all have a great weekend, I'll be spending mine getting rid of the last of my alcohol. I hope I don't die. And with that I present to you the Felice Brothers with "Whiskey in my Whiskey."

Stay classy, not UMassy.

EDIT: 4:12 pm- It took less then an hour for a wikipedia bot to fix my edit. Somehow they knew that The New Hampshirite wasn't a notable alumni. Which is true because I haven't graduated yet. Hats off to wikipedia, you win this round. If you are a true follower, you will change it back

1 comment:

  1. cool song, might be my new drinking anthem!