Wednesday, May 19, 2010

End of the Year Stats

Seeing as tomorrow is the last official day of finals at UNH I thought I would dig deep in our archives, make up a few figures and look at our blog stats for the 2009-2010 school year. I'm a big baseball fan so these are like my version of sabremetrics for the blog. (Plus five points to anyone who knows what sabremetrics are, fuck batting average I'm all about on base percentage. Youkilis for president.)

Stats as of Wednesday May 19th at 5 p.m. (ish)

  • Total blog posts: 350
  • This school year: 264
  • This semester: 155
  • Posts by Corey: 9 (Also contributed to a few under my name)
  • Lady Meow: 9 (Also contributed to a few under my name)
  • Rusty: 4
  • New Hampshirite: 239 (3 guest posts)
  • Total blog hits: 46,111 visits and 92,710 views 
  • This school year: 40,967 visits and 81,056 views (Yeah, it took off this year... especially since late February)
  • Biggest single day: April 20th 779 visits and 1,629 views (You know you go to UNH when... was published the 19th and had 773 and 1,562.)
  • Biggest month: April- 9,933 visits and 21,320 views 
  • Average hits per day: This refreshes every week and I'm not doing the math... right now it is at 235 visits and 417 views but before finals week it was around 300 and 600. April it was 331 and 711.
  • Highest comments on a post: 40 (Original Porn burning post)
  • Estimated trips to DHOP: 20-25.
  • Money spent on alcohol and other things: I don't want to know...  too much.
  • TNH Newspaper columns: 25 (I think I had 13 in the fall and I know I had 12 in the spring.)
  • Times I was reported to the office of conduct due to a TNH column: 1 (pretty sure it was also the only column I didn't directly reference or subliminally hint about drugs or alcohol. Thanks Dining Director!)
  • And for everyone who has ever told me that I am worthless, alcohol and drugs ruin students and that I should spend more time studying and stop blogging my GPA: 3.5 (Should be the same or higher after the spring semester is factored in... bitches.) The funny this is my lowest GPA for a semester was from before I started the blog. 

Stay classy, not UMassy.

*Please note there should be at least one post tomorrow although I'll be leaving around noon. I'm going to try to write over the summer, even if it is just once a week or something. For those of you who aren't going to read over the summer (you suck, not really I understand), take care and see you next year. To graduating seniors, especially Corey, my friends, acquaintances and blog readers: congratulations and best of luck in the real world. Make UNH proud. It's been fun.


  1. Will, The multi-Award winning "DrunkkidfromNY"May 19, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Ah shit, this is sad. I get outta school in mid June tho... so its all of the sadness with none of the excitement of getting out of school right now. Summer means i go to NH, land of everyone willing to buy me a bottle of whiskey (sidenote: that song "whiskey in my whiskey" seems like great music for drinking whiskey to.) I check this blog like you guys pay me to check it, but i guess we all have to go live for a while... then return to do the same shit in a few months. Unless of course your graduating. That fuckin sucks. I really dont like change. I really enjoy this blog because im checked out mentally from high school. Theres no freedom. Its never been what i wanted/ what teen comedies insist it should be, so im really lookin forward to college so i can have the fun/memories i want to have (basicly it seems that thats when i get to start LIVING). This blog give me all kindsa ideas about how i want shit to go. Collegehumor and the ginger (tough break) at the other blog are helpin me get ideas too. Thats whats important to me right now, college. But i actually do get to live a little over the summer, mostly because i go to NH for almost all of it. I can do whatever i want and the whiskey thing is no joke:) I hope summer is as great for you guys as it is for me, and if so than mabe this isnt so sad. We will all (er most of anyway) meet right back here in a few months right? Dont say "its been fun" like your breaking up with me. Thad be shitty of you cuz im pretty sure your not graduatin yet. Im gunna go wage war on my liver, and ill see you all back here soon.

  2. Haha, don't worry Will, I'm not graduating... only halfway done. Only Corey is graduating and that "It's been fun" line was directed towards him and the rest of the class of 2010. And, yes "Whiskey in my whiskey" is a great fucking song to drink whiskey to.

  3. no offense new hampshirite i think corey and lady helped out with that one. what does that tell you?

  4. Interesting stats.....congrats on your GPA - that's awesome!

  5. does it really matter what song is playing? Can't we just be happy to be drinking whiskey?

  6. get a new female blogger to write for you!