Thursday, December 17, 2009

Fall '09

With finals finishing up over the next couple days and the holiday season already here I have decided to wrap up the semester in a neat little package. And by package I mean a bulleted list of things I can think of in five minutes. Here of some of the highlights (and low points) of the 2009 fall semester at UNH.

  • A flag in a window questions UNH's patriotism
  • Halloween and other assaults make headlines for weeks
  • Akon sells out the Whittemore Center
  • UNH football stuns #2 Villanova, who returned the favor in the playoffs
  • Something about Smith Hall caused some type of news story
  • H1N1 is more than just letters and numbers
  • Tiger Woods bangs UNH psychology major turned hostess
  • Red Sox acquired John Lackey through the help of his wife who also went to UNH
  • Bo Burnham is a big hit 
  • Gas leaks, explosions and fireballs
  • Students wandering into swamps
  • NORML comes to UNH
  • Bobby Butler scores goals, it's what he does.
  • Gables get poopy
  • UNH bondage club gains attention
  • Professors threat to strike
  • Newspapers go missing
  • Knife fight wasn't really a fight
  • McCready is a douche
  • Homecoming highlighted by massive arrests
  • I made approximately 14 trips to D-Hop
  • Stephenson Billings and I go head to head (its not over)
  • The real Investigative Journalist leads me to new discoveries
Well, that is all I can think of for now. Sorry if I missed anything important, feel free to comment on what I forgot. Check in tomorrow for my predictions for the second semester.

Stay classy, not UMassy.

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