The draft can take a while so be sure to take at least a sip for every pick to keep your buzz going.
Take 2 sips:
- When Mel Kiper Jr guesses wrong
- Any trade is made
- Patriots make a trade (3 sips)
- Patriots draft a tight end
- If Bradford goes number 1
- If Bradford, Suh, and Gerald McCoy go 1,2,3.
- If Ryan Leaf is mentioned about possible busts
- Mel Kiper's hair is mentioned
- Brett Favre is mentioned
- If Jet's fans boo the Jets pick
Finish your drink:
- If Ben Roethlisberger is traded
- If the Raiders draft a guy based on his 40 speed
- If Minnesota runs out of time. (Or any team for that matter.)
- If the Patriots make a trade with the Raiders
- When Tim Tebow gets drafted
- If Scott Sicko or Sean Ware from UNH get picked
- If the Rams trade out of the top pick
- If Sam Bradford doesn't go number 1
- If no player from Ohio State goes in the first round.
And finish all your alcohol if Brett Favre retires and un-retires between the 1st round and final pick Saturday.
I'll add more as the draft goes and I think of some. Let me know if you think or known of any good ones.
Stay classy, not UMassy.