Sunday, April 4, 2010

Screw 'Em!

This kid is getting laid tonight... seriously, somebody call Chris Hansen! He is 5 years old and already a better motivator than Dick Umile, I bet he'd work for less than 380k a year too.What way to start up the season, yeah Sox!

Stay Classy, not UMassy.


  1. Mah Goddddddd!!!! I've seen him before and it's even better when adapted. Thank you for posting this.

  2. haha I nearly died when I saw this yesterday. The whole opening day was quite amazing.