Overheard at UNH

Throughout the semester I have overheard some very strange things here at UNH that I have decided to share with you all:

• HOCO-Girl on phone: "I already told you mom, he was wearing a condom!"
• Upper Quad-Boy to friend: "So I pissed out of my window last night... then I heard some chick scream." 
• Philbrook- Girl: "I think we should break up." Boy: "Fine, but can we have sex one last time?"

Stay tuned, more to come.