Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine Flu Reaction at UNH


It appears that Swine Flue has gotten the best of people here at UNH. Just recently the Durham Chief of Police ordered SCOPE to purchase 5,000 masks for people to wear at this weekend's Lupe Fiasco concert. Once again SCOPE came up short and they were only able to purchase 300 masks. The masks will be available to the first 300 hundred people who ask, but don't even bother. These masks are too porous and the virus can easily seep through into one's airway. This really is not a big deal because on average only 1-2 people die in a year because of Swine Flu. Compare that to the 35,000-37,000 the die in a given year from the basic human flu. Swine Flu is just another case of the media blowing up something and scaring the public. The same thing happens every year with dozens of different viruses and diseases. Within a few weeks this will all go away and people will realize how badly they overreacted. Here is my equation I developed for the situation: Hyper Media + Ignorant Public = Unnecessary Reactions. Don't be stupid people.

Stay classy, not UMassy.

4 comments:

  1. are you in my germs class?

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  2. apparently... so it is discovered that i am a student... 1 out of 250 in the class.

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  3. anonymous you now know too much, be afraid of mysteriously coincidental swine flu death in the coming weeks.

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  4. oh shit! when i think about it there were probably only like 175ish in class today. the odds of you being that creeper behind me is growing.

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