Recent things heard around campus:
- C Lot: Male yells “I tried your Colgate toothpaste and it made me feel like piece of shit!”
- MUB Food Court: Male “Do you think it’s more than 12?” Female “Definitely, it’s like… 10!”
- Downtown: Drunken Male "How much wood could a wood chuck... Fuck, what was I saying?"
Sometimes my fellow students just make me wonder...
Stay classy, not UMassy.