Recent things heard around campus:
- C Lot: Male yells “I tried your Colgate toothpaste and it made me feel like piece of shit!”
- MUB Food Court: Male “Do you think it’s more than 12?” Female “Definitely, it’s like… 10!”
- Downtown: Drunken Male "How much wood could a wood chuck... Fuck, what was I saying?"
Sometimes my fellow students just make me wonder...
Stay classy, not UMassy.
A favorite of mine,
ReplyDeleteguy to friend, "Is that 4/20 girl?"
other guy,"yeah thats the girl i did on 4/20"