Friday, April 10, 2009

Overheard at UNH

Happy Friday night at UNH! Time to step up our party school ranking! 11th, what is this shit? We should be top fucking 10 every year. We Are UNH!

Recent things heard around campus:
  • C Lot: Male yells “I tried your Colgate toothpaste and it made me feel like piece of shit!”
  • MUB Food Court: Male “Do you think it’s more than 12?” Female “Definitely, it’s like… 10!”
  • Downtown: Drunken Male "How much wood could a wood chuck... Fuck, what was I saying?"
Sometimes my fellow students just make me wonder...

Stay classy, not UMassy.

1 comment:

  1. A favorite of mine,
    guy to friend, "Is that 4/20 girl?"
    other guy,"yeah thats the girl i did on 4/20"